January 2012
22 posts
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam of bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
That awkward moment when someone interrupts you... →
totally-relatable:
Excuse me did I tell you speak?
December 2011
17 posts
I hate it when I'm eating something crunchy and I...
noobjake:
Real niggas don't let the microwave hit 0:00.
noobjake:
When the timer hits 10 sec:
When you open the door on :01
WHEN YOU PUT TOOTHPASTE TO TOOTHBRUSH
noobjake:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
November 2011
8 posts
October 2011
17 posts
